Happy New Year - Let's Celebrate

For arguments sake, say that we are of Egyptian or Coptic decent we are looking to celebrate the arrival of a new year. What are our options? Well first of ALL we know that the first day of the Egyptian calendar begins in the month of Thout

Thout also known as Tout is the first month of the Coptic calendar. It lies between September 11 and October 10th of the Gregorian calendar. The month of Thout is also the first month of the Season of 'Akhet' (Inundation) in Ancient Egypt, where the Nile floods cover the land of Egypt.

Since we might no longer live in Egypt but still uphold the Ancient Rituals + BLOOD-lines, perhaps we shall flood something else more figuratively speaking rather than the river nile.

Options could be:

1. Flood our bodies with alcoholic beverages + set off a shite load of fireworks? (sounds original)

(Looks like ol' sydney town likes to celebrate through a spot of sun worship within the 2 great pillars, rather old school if you ask me)









2. Inundate our minds with mind controlling tv with a movie marathon? (nerdy but safe)

(Programming from a young age? yes please)
















3. Hit the clubs to find a suitable mate to flood the night away (tongue in cheek)












or perhaps option 4. which might involve years of planning but loads of inundation + flooding

It would require:

• Years of synchronistic movies, tv shows and symbols to allow our friends to know about the party that we have planned, very laborious but quite fulfilling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSm9m_C8Mbw&feature=player_embedded

• Putting our mates into positions of influence + power
  
• Allowing the building owners to get in on the party plan so they can insure their dilapidating investments to cover all damage that will take place
• Perhaps allow some international art students to stay over a few months to help prepare the streamers and the like
• Place some fireworks around strategic positions within these buildings so to help along the inundation process
• Hmm, how about we get all our mates who own the news networks to cover the party cause it would look great when we post the vids + images on facebook (cant wait to pose online with flared nostrils those b&%ches wont know what hit em)
• Let's get marky mark and his funky bunch to make some radical 3D footage of aeroplanes disappearing into buildings, lets hope he ain't high and mess those angles up or try to change the laws of physics
• SInce we have to pay for the partay how about we play around with the stocks and throw some put options down so charlie *sniff* can come along too + dancing girls dont come cheap
• If it all gets to noisy we can always rely on a scapegoat bro face in room 11 to bail us out, hes like my brother from another mother
  
• To allow the flood-GATES to we might need to allow our number one STAR to join in too even though its far away in a diff party place
• To stop any meddling kids we could always draw attention away from our new year bash and pay some ring-ins to help a brother out
• How about playing a prank while where at it to get back at old man wilsons, they will never miss those planes anyways

So we have all the ingredients to inundate this mo' fo', what could possible go wrong... those pesky kids thats what...